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Performing Arts - Fall 2011

Momix Dancers

Botanical Bash
October 21
100 Haddrell Street, Mount Pleasant
7 pm

The Charleston Concert Association will kick off their 75th season with the Botanical Bash, a swanky garden party at a private residence in Mount Pleasant. Guests are encouraged to wear ‘garden chic’ attire and will enjoy music from Joe Clarke’s Big Band, and food catered by Caviar & Bananas. The MOMIX dancers will even make a special appearance, a little sneak preview for their highly anticipated show the following day. The Botanical Bash proceeds will support the CCA’s season of music and dance from acclaimed performers the world over.

MOMIX Botanica
October 22
Gaillard Auditorium
77 Calhoun Street
3 pm special family matinee,
7 pm performance

The MOMIX dancers, led by renowned choreographer Moses Pendelton, will bring Botanica to the stage in Charleston. Botanica is a fantasy world composed of athletic dancers, eclectic music from birdsong to Vivaldi, and elaborate, breath-taking costumes. Creative lighting, costuming, and movement will transport you to another dimension through multimedia experience.

Dancers rise seemingly out of the floor, and the costumes look more like giant carnations than tutus. Props are imaginatively used, sometimes entirely concealing the dancer within. Images of nature run across the backdrop, setting the stage for the extraordinary movement below. Botanica is a great performance for the entire family.

Charleston Concert Association
843.727.1216
www.charlestonconcerts.org

 

Willi Jones of Theatre Marvelosa

words: Olivia Pool

Glitter, wigs, enchanting characters, mad dasheries…It is toujours l’amour in Theatre Marvelosa’s universe. Bienvenue, Mesdames et Messieurs.

If you’re not sure what any of this means, then you’re in the perfect place, as much of this is a secret world created by singer and performing artist Willi Jones. We’re excited to escort you inside her magical world.

Jones spent many years working as a professional singer in New York and making music with legends such as Willie Dixson, who wrote many of the songs for The Doors and Led Zeppelin. She was later signed again by a smaller record label and produced her cd, “Mars Orchid.” Still singing, she then became more and more interested in creating something that “strikes all the senses at once.” She started creating interesting visual environments for special events in galleries and clubs in New York. People immediately fell in love with her “world,” and thus was born the first troupe called Toujours L’Amour.

Toujours L’Amour quickly blossomed into way more than a fun atmosphere. The troupe began dressing in elaborate costumes and doing “hits” or “mad dasheries.” They would “kidnap” unsuspecting people (preferably artists who needed a jolt of inspiration) by taking them on magical limo rides, feeding them bon-bons and champagne then simply dropping them back off in a glittery daze wondering what type of beautiful madness had just occurred.
The troupe is now in Charleston and has been renamed Theatre Marvelosa. “Theatre Marvelosa is an international theatre troupe that presents dreamworld masterpieces of music, dance, costumage and film; unrivaled creative fantasies that sweep participants on sensorial magic carpet rides, never to be the same again. Part circus, dance troupe and rock opera starburst, Theatre Marvelosa is a kaleidoscope of experiential entertainment,” explains Jones. “It is an expression of art for art’s sake.”

If you want a little extra ooh la la, book them for your next event – weddings, bachelor/bachelorette, birthday, corporate office parties, art show and restaurant openings, etc. Whether your event and budget is big or small, this glittery battalion will transform your evening into a truly unique experience.

BEWARE! You could be snatched away to fly with the fairies of Ooh La La.

moonchilde@aol.com
www.theatremarvelosa.com

 

Jenny Broe Price

words: Stacy Huggins

The DanceFX tagline reads “Talent. Passion. Dance.” That is exactly what Jenny Broe Price exudes. Her passion for life, dance, everything is inspiringly infectious.

While a student at the University of Georgia, a friend called to tell her about a dance studio for adults in town. Not long after she began taking classes, she began teaching classes. “DanceFX changed my life,” says Price. “It was unlike any dance studio I had ever attended. It wasn’t about the competition or the need to fit in a perfect mold of what a dancer should be,” she says.

That freedom was transformational for Price, and with it, she was really able to grow, and grow quickly. She handled many aspects of the business: dance education, store management, even pointe shoe fittings. “I feel like I got a masters in business administration!” she says. The company then expanded to Charleston.

Shortly before she was to move here, her mother, visual artist Joy Broe, was diagnosed with terminal cancer. But the ball was already rolling, so Price and her mother both moved to Charleston. Her mother lost her battle with cancer just a month before the first concert. Price regally held it together. “The show must always go on,” she says. Shortly after, she escaped to Europe to travel and grieve privately. Those were difficult times for Price, but along the way she found her ‘Joy’ again, and she credits DanceFX with pulling her through.

Four years after bringing DanceFX to the Lowcountry, they are thriving and growing. Price wakes up every day with a passion to bring change into people’s lives through dance. Her enthusiasm cannot be contained, and inspires her students. “I love my life. I love my job.”

635 Rutledge Avenue
843.637.4722
www.DanceFX.org

 

 

Moogfest

words: Matthew Rickerby

The Flaming Lips, Moby, TV on the Radio, STS9 and The Antlers are just a few of the bands that will be at the second annual music festival, Moogfest (pronounced like “vogue”). The festival is named in memory of Bob Moog, sonic pioneer and inventor of the Moog synthesizer. In addition to music, the festival has everything from panel discussions, Q&A’s and workshops to visual art exhibitions, installations, film screenings and opportunities to play Moog instruments.

Catch a preview of what’s to come at Moogfest by checking out Ghostland Observatory in Charleston on October 7. If you’re unfamiliar, a typical Ghostland show consists of caped gothic hero Thomas Turner drumming and synthesizing while charismatic and energetic front man Aaron Behrens whips his pigtails and belts out the furiously witty lyrics.

Moogfest 2011
October 28-30
Asheville, NC
Buy tickets at:
www.moogfest.com/tickets

Ghostland Observatory
October 7
Music Farm
32 Ann St. 29403
Charleston, SC
Buy tickets at:
www.musicfarm.com

 

Performing Arts - Summer 2011

 

Footlight Players - 80 Years of Amazing Performances

 

words: Stacy Huggins

Turning 80 is a big deal. It is an even bigger deal when you are a performing arts organization. The Footlight Players Theatre, the first community theatre in the Southeast, was founded in 1931. They purchased the Queen Street location in 1934, used first as warehouse storage space, and later renovated into rehearsal space and playhouse.

The Footlight Players became the company in residence for the next 50 years when the Dock Street Theatre reopened down the street in 1937. They famously opened with The Recruiting Officer, and the occasion graced the cover of Time Magazine. Emmett Robinson, who had just graduated from the College of Charleston, was hired as artistic director, and a long legacy of excellence was paved with his ingenuity and dedication. The Emmett Robinson Theatre at the College of Charleston was named after him.

Fast forward to 1986: The Footlight Players moved back into the cotton warehouse-turned-playhouse on Queen Street full time. Come hell or high water, Footlight has never shut down. During the worst of times, like hurricanes and economic depressions, the show has always gone on.

Jocelyn Jenkins is the newest in a long line of talented and passionate executive directors of Footlight. Jenkins, a College of Charleston grad in her sixth season with Footlight, feels strongly about making Footlight “the” theatre in Charleston. Anyone can audition for the plays or help with production, whether you are working lights for the first time or a seasoned actor. They are entirely volunteer-based, and many actors have gotten their start on Footlight’s stage.

This upcoming season will be a testament to their high standards of production. For their 80th season, Footlight is putting together a selection of bold, classic plays. They will open with South Pacific at the Dock Street, an homage to their former home of so many years.
The second play of the season will be Emmett Robinson’s own adaptation of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, the script of which he is rumored to have reworked every 10 years or so. True works of art are ever evolving, and the Footlight Players themselves are a great testament to that. Here’s to another 80 years!


Footlight Players Theatre
20 Queen Street
843.722.4487
www.footlightplayers.net

 

Kyle Barnette

words: Stacy Huggins

Kyle Barnette is a busy man.

Full time day job at the Charleston Ballet Theatre? Check. Founding artistic director of his own theatre company, What If? Productions? Check. Regularly starring in and directing productions around town? Double check.

In 2010, Barnette fulfilled a lifelong goal of founding his own theatre company – What If? Productions. Their inaugural show, Hedwig & The Angry Inch, received rave reviews, followed by Bash: Latterday Plays, a dark and twisted collection of three one-act plays.


This year, Barnette’s got a full roster for the upcoming season. In August, he will be directing Shakespeare Upon Aiken, a series of scenes from different Shakespearean plays, performed on the grounds of the historic William Aiken House. In September, What If? Productions will present House of Yes. Other productions slated for this season are Chesapeake, Thrill Me and Kimberly Akimbo. He’s already got plans for 2012 lined up as well. That summer, What If? will be launching a playwriting competition, and the winning ones will be made into official plays.

“I don’t know what I’d do if I wasn’t doing it all,” says Barnette. He was Charleston Stage’s first resident acting intern before embarking on a decade of professional acting throughout the country. He spent five seasons with the prestigious Playhouse on the Square in Memphis, TN, and has the honor of being invited back as a guest artist this summer.

As an actor, Barnette has most enjoyed his roles as the Marquis de Sade (a notorious author who was imprisoned for lewd conduct) in Quills, and Berger (the long haired, irreverent free spirit living in New York City’s hippie counter-culture) in the rock musical Hair. As the lead character Richard Hannay in Alfred Hitchcock’s The 39 Steps, Barnette gave one of the most hysterical and engaging performances to grace the Dock Street Theatre. He’s been directing a lot more lately, like 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee, but he still loves acting, and we love him doing it all!

What If? Productions
Various Venues
www.whatifproductions.org

 

Crowfield

words: Stacy Huggins

On June 19, 2011 Crowfield released their second album, a big deal for any band. They wanted to give their friends and fans first look, so Charleston got a special show the night before at the Music Farm to celebrate the new album of this talented, young rock band.

Tyler Mechem on guitar and lead vocals, and Joe Giant on piano, are the founders of Crowfield. They are joined by Parker Gins on drums, Micah Nichols on guitar and Ethan Ricks on bass. Listening to them play you would never know they hadn’t been together from the start, but their sound has been three years in the making.

Their new album is self-titled Crowfield because Mechem says, “This is the first time that the true Crowfield sound will really be heard.” Their first album was written by Mechem and Giant, and recorded with sit-in artists. Over the three years since then, with Gins, Nichols and Ricks, they have developed their own particular sound through performing live.

“We were able to try out different things at our earlier gigs that weren’t as well attended, to figure out what we wanted Crowfield to be,” says Mechem. “So, this is the first real Crowfield album.” Fans will notice a different sound and style from their first album “Goodbye, Goodnight, So Long Midwestern,” which is also a song on the new album.

The new album is decidedly less twang-y, more rock and less country. Fans of their live shows will be thrilled to know that “Big Foot,” one of their biggest crowd-pleasers, is on the new album. “Big Foot was just a demo to us, but then the Bridge 105.5 began playing it,” and it definitely caught on. Mechem credits the local radio station as being one of the biggest supporters of their career.

Keep your eyes and ears out for Crowfield’s next live performance. You’ll be glad you did!

www.crowfieldmusic.com
Twitter @CrowfieldMusic

 

 

Mozart in the South

words: Jessica Dennis

Mozart once said, “Music should never be painful to the ear but should flatter and charm it, and thereby always remain music.” For those of us who truly love and appreciate classical music, you won’t want to miss the annual Mozart in the South Festival. This four day festival is as elegant and enchanting as the music it features. There will be an opening concert at the Cathedral of St. Luke and St. Paul, a chamber music soiree at the Governor Thomas Bennett House, the Little Mozart Circus (a free outdoor family event with musical performances under different tents) and an outdoor wind ensemble finale concert at Middleton Place, a truly enthralling estate and home of America’s oldest landscaped gardens. Fill your picnic basket with your favorite treats and a bottle of bubbly and explore the plantation grounds before the concert starts!

Hosted by Chamber Music Charleston

September 15-18, 2011
various locations
www.mozartinthesouth.org
843.763.4941


Performing Arts - Spring 2011

 
 
 
 


Spoleto Festival USA
May 27 - June 12, 2011

words: Stacy Huggins

Fabulous parties, intimate performances, sweeping ballets, conversations with the artists and much more make Spoleto Festival USA one of the most special things about Charleston… besides, well, of course, everything else about Charleston!

This year marks the 35th festival, and we hope you will join us in savoring every precious moment of it.

Since we all have such different tastes and personalities, the Art Mag Girls thought it would be interesting to tell you about our personal faves for shopping, dinner, performances, and late night spots. Come join us!

Olivia: “Eccentric Publisher”

FRIDAY
One of my all-time reliable favorite places to eat is Basil Restaurant. After dinner there with a group of friends, I’d love to keep the Asian theme going and check out the Shen Wei Dance Arts.

SATURDAY
After Saturday morning yoga, I like saying “hi” to all my artist friends at the Marion Square outdoor art exhibit. I’d then go shopping on King Street and buy some really fun, sexy shoes—red—of course! Then I’d grab a cute boy and go to Muse for dinner, followed by a pedi-cab ride to the Memminger Auditorium to see KneeHigh Theatre’s production of Hans Christian Andersen’s old fairytale, The Red Shoes. I’d end my night with some drinks at the Speakeasy.

SUNDAY
My friend Carri and I are suckers for bizarre outfits and strange performances so we’d make a night of it by grabbing dinner at Tristan then catch Taylor Mac’s perform of Comparison is Violence, also called Ziggy Stardust meets Tiny Tim Songbook. After that, it would be fun to go dancing at Club Pantheon and catch the Ladies of Pantheon cabaret. After hours of dancing we’d grab a late night snack at Dellz Deli.

Stacy: “Sophisticated Marketing Director”

FRIDAY
After a long week my best friend Matt and I love to stop in Social Wine Bar for their incredible happy hour. I am so excited to see Spoleto Founder Gian Carlo Menotti’s opera The Medium at the Dock Street Theatre. Since that’s only an hour, we can catch East 10th Street: Self Portrait with Empty House by Edgar Oliver. The man himself will retell his encounters with the diverse and disturbed array of fellow roomers in a rundown townhouse in New York’s now gentrified East Village at the Emmett Robinson Auditorium. Then we’ll end the night with a glass of wine and a charcuterie plate at Bin 152 on King Street, where it’s just a short stroll home.

SATURDAY
The Bar Upstairs at Cypress is one of my boyfriend Cason’s spots; sit at the bar, ask for Mayan and order whatever she recommends! Then we’ll walk to Dock Street Theatre to see the Druid Theatre’s production of The Cripple of Inishmaan. Afterwards, we’ll head to FIG restaurant for chicken liver pate and ricotta gnocchi, then pop over to Charleston Grill to listen to jazz by the Quentin Baxter Trio while enjoying the Grill’s truffled popcorn and a glass of prosecco. We’ll end the night with a pedicab ride home through the starlit streets of Charleston.

Liz: “Newlywed Designer”

FRIDAY
On Friday afternoons my husband Kip and I love walking down to EVO Pizzeria in Park Circle to join friends for a light dinner and local beer flights. After that, it would be great to head downtown to the Sottile Theater to see The Magic Flute opera. Afterwards, we’ll stroll down to Bin 152 to discuss the performance over a bottle of French wine and cheese.

SATURDAY
Saturday we have a day of dance planned. We’ll head downtown to the Farmer’s Market for brunch and a stroll before heading to a noon showing of Khermopédies at the College of Charleston. After recharging with a cup of intelligensia coffee at the hipster-loving Hope and Union, we’ll plan on an early dinner at my favorite Italian spot, Trattoria Lucca. Then it’s off to the Gailliard for the evening showing of Corella Ballet! What a fantastic finale, to be capped off with a cocktail and late night snack at the Gin Joint.

Erin: “Beat-seeking Writer”

FRIDAY
I love meeting friends at the Bar at Husk for an early cocktail and then having dinner at Sermet’s Corner. After dinner it would be great to head over to the Cistern at the College of Charleston and catch a performance of Trombone Shorty and Orleans Avenue.

SATURDAY
My perfect Saturday starts with a quick run around the Battery and then pastries from the Macaroon Boutique and coffee for breakfast. I would then go to the Dock Street for an afternoon Chamber Music session. After that I’d spend some time visiting with my friends in the French Quarter galleries then head to the Library Society for some quiet reading. My fiancé and I will probably have dinner at Fish Restaurant then go see jazz vocalist Karrin Allyson later that evening. If we’re still up for it, it would be nice to grab coffee and dessert at Chai’s afterwards.

Jamie: “Adventurous Photographer”

FRIDAY
I was just visiting friends in New York, so I’m totally pumped to check out the Brooklyn hip-hop artist Lemon Andersen’s County of Kings: The Beautiful Struggle. King Street is always hoping on Fridays, so we’ll walk around for some great people watching and photo ops. Final destination: Belmont, where all my friends will meet to rehash the night.

SATURDAY
I would start my day with a caramel macchiato at Baked before biking around Waterfront Park and the Battery. I would then bike over to Taco Boy for lunch. I love their salads topped with chicken and creamy tomatillo vinaigrette paired with their signature frozen screwdriver (with the Grand Marnier floater, of course). After satisfying my taste buds I would bike over to the Halsey Institute of Contemporary Art to view Italian miniaturist and photographer Paolo Ventura’s exhibition Winter Stories. Some friends and I would grab dinner at Pane e Vino then walk to the Emmett Robinson Theatre to see Andy Warhol’s 13 Most Beautiful.

Jessica: “Enthusiastic Intern”

FRIDAY
My boyfriend and I like to have date night on Fridays. Al Di La in West Ashley has amazing pasta & a fantastic outdoor patio. We’ll head downtown to continue our al fresco evening. Argentinean duo Willy Gonzalez and Micaela Vita performance in the Cistern Yard at our alma mater College of Charleston. A chocolate chip cookie sundae from Kaminsky’s would be the perfect end to our night.

SATURDAY
I like starting my Saturdays with a tall iced coffee with an extra espresso shot from Kudu Coffee. After some light reading, it would be fun to meet some girlfriends for lunch at Virginia’s: shrimp and grits and she crab soup are my favorites there. We’d all go shopping on King Street afterwards, stopping of course, in my favorite boutiques: Cose Belle, V2V, and Willy Jay’s. When our shopping needs have been met or our wallets are empty (whichever comes first), we’ll head to the bar at O-ku to split a carafe of their premium Junmai Daiginjo Sake, and have some edamame and sushi rolls for a lighter dinner. After dinner I would head to the Memminger Auditorium to watch Circa, an avant-garde Australian circus.

 

 

Spoleto SCENE: The Next Generation

words: Stacy Huggins

 

The young professionals of Charleston are no strangers to the theatre in Charleston, and Spoleto Festival USA welcomes them with open arms to SCENE. An acronym for “Support, Connect, Experience, Network, Enjoy,” SCENE is the 20 – 30 something’s way to do Spoleto. As a member you help support the year round operations of the Festival, get exclusive party invites and discounts on tickets to the best events.

 

 

Festival Finale

 

words: Stacy Huggins

The 35th annual Spoleto Festival USA will be brought to a smashing close with the Del McCoury Band and fireworks at picturesque Middleton Place Gardens. Pack a picnic, your favorite blanket or chairs and bring the whole family to enjoy the scenery and the Grammy Award winning Del McCoury’s high-energy bluegrass music. Fireworks will close another year of the country’s best arts festival. Sunday, June 12; gates open at 3:30, performance begins at 8:30.

FOR TICKETS TO ALL SPOLETO EVENTS
In person: Gaillard Auditorium
Online: www.spoletousa.org
Phone: 843.579.3100

 

Piccolo Spoleto

words: Stacy Huggins

 

Every year, the locally organized and orchestrated Piccolo Spoleto Festival happens in conjunction with the international performing arts festival, Spoleto Festival USA. Piccolo Spoleto actually means “little” Spoleto, and the festivals happen simultaneously, giving everyone in Charleston, regardless of their budget, an opportunity to experience some amazing art.

Just like its big sister, this several week long event features top notch arts and performances in venues all over the city. Most of the performances and events offered by Piccolo Spoleto are very affordable, if not free, and are great opportunities for the whole family to experience new art and artists from across the region and country.

SOME FAVORITES
Piccolo Spoleto Outdoor Art Exhibit at Marion Square, daily, 10 am – 5 pm
Sunset Serenade Concert at the U.S. Customs House, May 27, 8 pm
Children’s Festival at Marion Square, May 28, 10 am – 3 pm
Piccolo Spoleto Crafts Fair at Wragg Square Park, May 27 – 29 and June 3 – 5
Contemporary Charleston 2011: Under the Radar will feature eight emerging local artists at the City Gallery at Waterfront Park, opens May 26, on view through July 31.

May 27 – June 12, 2011
www.piccolospoleto.com

 

 

MAGO of Medeski Martin & Wood

words: Leigh Ann Beverley

 

This year not only marks iconic jazz trio Medeski Martin and Wood’s 20 year anniversary, but the first time John Medeski and Billy Martin have been back to the Holy City since 2006. “There are only a handful of places we go that are as hospitable as Charleston,” says pianist John Medeski. As much as these musicians have traveled all over the world, that’s saying a lot.

John Medeski and Billy Martin met in Boston in the late 80’s through mutual friend and mentor Bob Moses. Immediately discovering an unconventional personal and musical connection, they created a band with just the two of them called Mago. Mago was a “profound collaboration personifying the deep connection between organ and drums,” says Medeski.

In 1991 the duo learned they had a mutual friend, bassist Chris Wood. The three got together and became Medeski Martin and Wood. Their electrifying success had them quickly touring across every major body of water, attracting a global cult following of funky jazz lovers. If you’ve ever seen MMW, you know what I mean! You just can’t help but dance.

The trio is still rolling strong and touring. Being typical over-achieving creatives, Medeski and Martin thought it would be fun to have a side project and record an album as Mago, the duo they had created fifteen years ago, before the big bang of MMW happened with Chris Wood. “John and I have a very strong rhythmic language,” says drummer Billy Martin. “We will surprise and take some sonic journeys, but we always end up with the booty-shakin’ dance hall vibe.”

Mago is innovative and deeply cultivated by the freedom and soulful bass grooves of the Hammond B-3 organ infused with colorful worldly progressive beats. Layered with boundless inspiration and the intoxicating synergy between John Medeski and Billy Martin, I guarantee you’ll be shakin’ it to this juicy jive.

IN PERFORMANCE:
Charleston is one of the few select cities where Mago will be performing this year, and Art Mag has had the pleasure of coordinating a very special art and music event on April 13. Mago will be conducting a special, limited-seating Master’s Class where Medeski and Martin will give an intimate lecture of their processes and inspirations, as well as a potential jam session. In addition to being an amazing musician, Billy Martin is also a visual artist and his paintings will be on display and for sale at the event as well. There will be a reception immediately following the Master’s Class where guests can view the art and mingle with the musicians.

Mago Master’s Class and
Billy Martin Art Show
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
6:00 to 9:00 p.m.
2 Queen Street
(inside Robert Lange Studios)
$20 limited tickets available online at www.charlestonartmag.com

Mago Concert
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Charleston PourHouse
9:00 p.m.
$20 in advance, $22 at the door, available online at
www.charlestonpourhouse.com

 

 

The Have Nots!

interviewed by: Stacy Huggins

 

Ever feel like you go to the same places and do the same things, day in and day out? Boring! Well, the solution is simple. Buy a ticket to see The Have Nots! comedy improv at Theatre 99, ”where boredom goes to die.” The comedians welcome audience participation and the interaction between audience and actors makes every single performance completely unique. These people know funny.

In one sketch, the Have Nots! ask audience members for their cell phones. Brandy (Dr. Karen) and Andy draw their dialogue directly from texts found on the volunteered phones. Jess (Cynthia) and Greg can say whatever strikes their fancy. The audience suggests that the sketch be set in a dentist’s office. Andy actually has MY cell phone... yikes! Hilarity ensues:

Cynthia: I just did it on a bet. I thought I could open the bottle with my teeth…
Greg: Oh, Cynthia, it doesn’t look that bad. Let me just see. Big smile. Hmm. I’ll have to ask my colleague to have a look at this.
Cynthia: Oh, awesome. Thanks, doctor.
Greg: Yeah, Dr. Karen is awesome. I’m just going to get a consult from her real quick. Dr. Karen could I get you in here for a second, please?
Dr. Karen: You are the hull to my boat that keeps me afloat. Ooooh I love you to the moon and back forealz. I love you more than you realize.
Greg: I love you back. Ok, alright. Could you take a look at her, please?
Dr. Karen: Don’t take stress out on me!
Cynthia: I, I’m not!?
Dr. Karen: I’ll be the greatest fan of your life!
[Enter Andy]
Greg: Andy, thanks a lot. I don’t know if we’re going to do a full-on cap…
Andy: I think it’s going to be a bigger opening than we expected.
Dr. Karen: Wowzer!
Greg: So I don’t know if we’re going to cap this or a crown it…
Dr. Karen: I’ll hang from your lips.
Cynthia: I don’t want her to hang from my lips.
Greg: Dr. Karen, thanks a lot. I’m going to go ahead and put her crown in if that’s alright with you.
Andy: I love you.
Cynthia: That’s not your wife either.
Greg: No, that’s Andy. Andy, I need to get some novocaine and some laughing gas.
Cynthia: Yes!
Dr. Karen: Good! Enjoy it!
Cynthia:Oh I will! Wooo!
Andy: Wanna go to the bridal show later?
Greg: (to Cynthia) Andy’s getting married and, um, I, don’t know what that’s about…
Andy: So tired! (gives Cynthia novocaine)
Greg: How do you feel?
Cynthia: I feel fine.
Greg: Ok now just bite down on this and we’re going to start the good stuff.
Alan: But Daddy loves you!
Dr. Karen: But he means well and he isn’t malicious so I’m fine with him. Afterall, purrrrrr.
Cynthia:This is very awkward for me.
Greg: You caught us on a really unprofessional day here.
Dr. Karen: Go enjoy your weekend.
Greg: I think we’ll just have to…
Andy: Get it, girl!
Dr. Karen: He’s cheesy and he tries too hard to be cool.
Greg: (to Alan) You know what, I need to get a long syringe full of red fluid.
Cynthia: Can I get that laughing gas now?
Andy: That’s so great!
Dr. Karen: It’ll be fun, dude!
Greg: I need some real time with my patient.
Dr. Karen: I actually had a good time. Maybe it’s because I felt needed and accomplished for once.
Cynthia: (to Greg) You are a horrible, horrible person!
Greg: I’m having an affair with Karen!
Cynthia: No kidding!? I figured it out! Horrible, horrible person!

The Have Nots! at Theatre 99
280 Meeting Street, upstairs
843.853.6687
www.theatre99.com